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Old 04-28-2017, 09:04 AM   #10771
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that conversation was a trainwreck from the get go
yeah, but a priceless train-wreck!
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Old 04-28-2017, 09:15 AM   #10772
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Tinder came about after I met my wife, so I'm not super familiar with it. That being said, I would have nope'd out right around here:

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Old 04-28-2017, 09:26 AM   #10773
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Tinder came about after I met my wife, so I'm not super familiar with it. That being said, I would have nope'd out right around here:
Oh yeah. The conversation was basically dead by that point. I was just poking it with a stick.
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Old 04-28-2017, 01:03 PM   #10774
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Oh yeah. The conversation was basically dead by that point. I was just poking it with a stick.
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Old 04-28-2017, 02:12 PM   #10775
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It is so tempting to join Tinder or one of those fucking things just to hammer the shit out of people like that girl. she deserves it.
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Old 04-30-2017, 04:47 AM   #10776
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yeah, but a priceless train-wreck!
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Thanks. I think if this conversation proved one thing, it's that kittens are less effective than subwoofers.

Dood. You have two go-to's for hooking up, subwoofers and air filters. Why do you even risk a medium-to-low probability guess on kittens?
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Old 04-30-2017, 04:55 AM   #10777
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It is so tempting to join Tinder or one of those fucking things just to hammer the shit out of people like that girl. she deserves it.
Why? Beyond her tremendous insecurity, she's what my brother once referred to as "one of those those people who find it difficult to get through basic things in life." In the sense of personality and cognitive skills...

No need to make it any harder.
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Old 04-30-2017, 07:31 AM   #10778
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Old 04-30-2017, 07:31 AM   #10779
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Old 04-30-2017, 09:55 AM   #10780
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Man, that girl's ovaries were on fire. Holy cow.
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Old 05-03-2017, 09:34 PM   #10781
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I'm on the phone with some broad who just won't shut the fuck up.....I've said like 10 words in the past hour and I can't even get a word in to hang up.
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Old 05-03-2017, 09:47 PM   #10782
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I'm on the phone with some broad who just won't shut the fuck up.....I've said like 10 words in the past hour and I can't even get a word in to hang up.
Stick your willy in her mouf. Problem solved.
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Old 05-15-2017, 10:13 PM   #10783
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Old 05-24-2017, 08:41 PM   #10784
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Old 05-31-2017, 02:40 AM   #10785
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Old 05-31-2017, 07:18 AM   #10786
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Old 06-15-2017, 01:28 AM   #10787
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I think I'm technically dating a divorced ex-border patrol agent with an unhealthy attachment to her dogs and really nice nipples.
For some reason I felt the need to get back in touch with this girl, so I sent her a message and asked if she was interested in catching up as friends. She messaged me back to explain that I really hurt her feelings when we were dating by something I did that was quite insensitive and she wasn't interested in being in touch. It felt very fulfilling to be able to give her a genuine apology for something I wouldn't have even understood at the time and to reflect on the ways I've changed over the last two years. We are tentatively planning to get together in July.
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Old 06-15-2017, 02:29 AM   #10788
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I want to know more about her unhealthy attachment to her really nice nipples
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Old 06-15-2017, 07:14 AM   #10789
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I want to know more about her unhealthy attachment to her really nice nipples
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Old 06-15-2017, 09:24 AM   #10790
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Old 06-23-2017, 12:04 PM   #10791
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Yesterday my wife and I celebrated being together for 13 years. We ate sandwiches together and then watched Lost In Translation, just like we did 13 years ago and have done on every June 22nd since then!
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Old 06-25-2017, 03:25 PM   #10792
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Sooooo guess I'm going to come out a bit.

BP and I have joined a polyamorous group. We haven't done anything but go to a couple group talks. We have enjoyed it for all the communication and relationship talk. We have yet to agree to explore opening up our relationship. We have benefited though together just talking through our needs and how we work together. The people at the group are older , introverted nerds mostly so it's a good crowd.

I've known over the years over 20 couples that have been poly or open. We just decided to learn more about the concept. Since we seem to be a magnet. Maybe next time we will join the Jehovah's witnesses if they keep showing up

I'm sure you all will chime in with opinions. I just ask you be kind. I guess I just had something to share in this thread
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Old 06-25-2017, 03:36 PM   #10793
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I've learned allot about myself in the last couple months. It's been overwhelming. I've over socialized and my body can't handle all the fun. I need to pull my people time and activity back in.
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Sooooo guess I'm going to come out a bit.

BP and I have joined a polyamorous group. We haven't done anything but go to a couple group talks. We have enjoyed it for all the communication and relationship talk. We have yet to agree to explore opening up our relationship. We have benefited though together just talking through our needs and how we work together. The people at the group are older , introverted nerds mostly so it's a good crowd.

I've known over the years over 20 couples that have been poly or open. We just decided to learn more about the concept. Since we seem to be a magnet. Maybe next time we will join the Jehovah's witnesses if they keep showing up

I'm sure you all will chime in with opinions. I just ask you be kind. I guess I just had something to share in this thread
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Old 06-25-2017, 03:41 PM   #10794
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Old 06-25-2017, 11:59 PM   #10795
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I don't know know if I could handle that myself, but good on ya, piggie.
Its pretty great you can be so open with each other about it. I wonder how many affairs and break ups happen when some communication could have been the answer
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Old 06-26-2017, 07:07 AM   #10796
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I don't know know if I could handle that myself, but good on ya, piggie.
Its pretty great you can be so open with each other about it. I wonder how many affairs and break ups happen when some communication could have been the answer
Thanks, yeah that is what we have so far gained from this. I've learned lots of descriptors for myself also. Right now though BP and I aren't interested in adding anyone. It's been fun to learn!
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Old 06-26-2017, 05:50 PM   #10797
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Sooooo guess I'm going to come out a bit.

BP and I have joined a polyamorous group. We haven't done anything but go to a couple group talks. We have enjoyed it for all the communication and relationship talk. We have yet to agree to explore opening up our relationship. We have benefited though together just talking through our needs and how we work together. The people at the group are older , introverted nerds mostly so it's a good crowd.

I've known over the years over 20 couples that have been poly or open. We just decided to learn more about the concept. Since we seem to be a magnet. Maybe next time we will join the Jehovah's witnesses if they keep showing up

I'm sure you all will chime in with opinions. I just ask you be kind. I guess I just had something to share in this thread
Hey, whatever floats your boat. As long as you 2 are cool with it, who cares what the rest of us think?
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Old 06-26-2017, 06:38 PM   #10798
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Thanks, yeah that is what we have so far gained from this. I've learned lots of descriptors for myself also. Right now though BP and I aren't interested in adding anyone*. It's been fun to learn!


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Old 06-26-2017, 06:52 PM   #10799
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Hey, whatever floats your boat. As long as you 2 are cool with it, who cares what the rest of us think?
Obviously it was less about what you think and more my comfort in sharing. I know several here have experience with this in a negative way.

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Old 06-26-2017, 09:02 PM   #10800
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You must have a much more open, truthful, and stronger relationship then I have. My relationship with my lady would implode in about 3 seconds..... She brings up girls I have dated years ago that she has never meet from time to time....

BTW, you do what you do and if people don't like it, that is their problem!!!
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