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Old 04-12-2017, 10:19 AM   #2341
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Old 04-15-2017, 09:30 PM   #2342
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Old 04-17-2017, 01:08 AM   #2343
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Old 04-17-2017, 05:03 AM   #2344
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Old 04-17-2017, 07:02 AM   #2345
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griffey hates me today

caught him barfing early this morning, all over the fucking couch pillow, yelled at him to stop, went to grab him (he always barfs twice in a row), started hearing the 2nd round and he wouldn't come to me from under table (couldn't see) so I ended up accidentally grabbing/pulling him by the tail, hissed at me (something he never, ever does), locked him in the laundry room, heard him doing his scared "oh god I'm so abused" meow I've only heard him do 2-3 times, avoided me for rest of morning.

same shit happened a few weeks ago and he was just starting to get back to normal with me, now again sigh...
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Old 04-17-2017, 08:56 AM   #2346
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Old 04-17-2017, 09:33 AM   #2347
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grif's been doing it for weeks, multiple times a day, same problems i complained about a few months ago. can't keep anything down. feels like he's lost several pounds. gf taking him back to vet today.
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Old 04-17-2017, 08:59 PM   #2348
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Old 04-20-2017, 07:26 AM   #2349
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Old 04-20-2017, 10:40 AM   #2350
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Old 04-20-2017, 11:46 PM   #2351
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Old 04-29-2017, 11:06 AM   #2352
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Family Goes To Sleep, Then Cat Bites Mom At 3.30am To Say The House Is On Fire



When her cat bit her on the arm at 3:30 in the morning, this woman knew something was seriously wrong.

It wasn’t until her cat woke her up that she smelled smoke and realized her house was on fire.

The mom feared for her own life, as well as that of her husband and two children, so she woke up her family and got them all outside.

Once they were outside, the mother called the fire department.

Because of the cat’s actions, the entire family was able to safely make it out of the house before the fire took over.

When the firefighters arrived, they were successfully able to extinguish the fire.

They also saved another cat that was still in the house.

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Old 04-29-2017, 11:15 AM   #2353
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Plot twist, cat had no idea house was on fire.
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Old 04-29-2017, 12:47 PM   #2354
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Plot twist, cat had no idea house was on fire.
Or did, but there's no cat door so it had to wake up at least one of the mammals with opposable thumbs in order to save its own life.
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Old 04-29-2017, 05:46 PM   #2355
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Old 05-05-2017, 07:54 PM   #2359
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