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Old 04-02-2017, 09:37 PM   #571
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Old 04-09-2017, 03:00 AM   #576
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Old 04-12-2017, 10:37 AM   #579
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My brother's dog will let you do the same thing, the important difference being that it is a 75 pound Rhodesian/malinois mix with giant teeth.
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Old 04-13-2017, 07:50 PM   #581
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Old 04-26-2017, 12:01 PM   #583
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Old 05-11-2017, 02:19 PM   #589
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Old 05-21-2017, 09:36 PM   #592
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Not sure if this is for the dog thread or the spring training thread:

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Tibetan Mastiff right?

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