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Old 07-14-2012, 08:20 PM   #121
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Not a damn thing went wrong today............................................. .........................so far.
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Old 07-14-2012, 08:22 PM   #122
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Old 07-14-2012, 08:26 PM   #123
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My housemate is using spotify, which means I cannot play video games, watch youtube very well, or even surf the net at acceptable speeds.

She doesn't understand the difference between bandwidth and memory, or upload and download and how they interact, it's like talking to a brick wall.
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Old 07-14-2012, 08:29 PM   #124
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You must have a crappy connection. What sort of interwebs do you have down in Australvania?
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Old 07-14-2012, 08:35 PM   #125
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Slow ones - especially in rural Australia ( ), and we're both using wireless at the same time, so that further changes bandwidth.
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Old 07-14-2012, 09:01 PM   #126
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I've got a headache. Something about the weather in Seattle. It changes rapidly and it gives me headaches. I get them a lot nowadays.
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Old 07-14-2012, 09:05 PM   #127
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I've got a headache. Something about the weather in Seattle. It changes rapidly and it gives me headaches. I get them a lot nowadays.



it could be a tumor...
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Old 07-14-2012, 09:54 PM   #128
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i watched one of my best friends pull into my driveway, get out of his car and try to kill himself by discharging a revolver into his face two nights ago.
It's been a great week.
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Old 07-14-2012, 09:56 PM   #129
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i watched one of my best friends pull into my driveway, get out of his car and try to kill himself by discharging a revolver into his face two nights ago.
It's been a great week.
Holy shit!!!
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:38 PM   #130
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i watched one of my best friends pull into my driveway, get out of his car and try to kill himself by discharging a revolver into his face two nights ago.
It's been a great week.
Shit.
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:39 PM   #131
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Holy shit!!!
This, but it has given me an opportunity to talk with Ian about human size french fries and other wonderful thoughts. So there is a silver lining, I guess.
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:45 PM   #132
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This, but it has given me an opportunity to talk with Ian about human size french fries and other wonderful thoughts. So there is a silver lining, I guess.
working on pduff sized fry as i type.
shit is gonna get serious at your house soon
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:45 PM   #133
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:46 PM   #134
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working on pduff sized fry as i type.
shit is gonna get serious at your house soon
You don't have my new address yet!
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:46 PM   #135
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that's about right.there were lots more f-bombs added on to the end though.
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:48 PM   #136
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that's about right.there were lots more f-bombs added on to the end though.
Is your friend okay? How horrible to be his focus of discharge
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:51 PM   #137
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It's our second anniversary this weekend. We went out to dinner with a friend tonight, and both developed food poisoning. Tomorrow is the official anniversary; hopefully we can stay off the toilet long enough to go do something.

I'm extremely sorry you had to experience that, Ian.
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:52 PM   #138
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You don't have my new address yet!
it's gonna take at LEAST that long to grow the potatoes....
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:53 PM   #139
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It's our second anniversary this weekend. We went out to dinner with a friend tonight, and both developed food poisoning. Tomorrow is the official anniversary; hopefully we can stay off the toilet long enough to go do something.
Feel better!....garlic and probiotics really help when ive had this...
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:54 PM   #140
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Is your friend okay? How horrible to be his focus of discharge
he was airlifted to a medical center and has since been transferred to a psychiatric inpatient facility.
his chin was pretty well fucked up when they loaded him in the ambulance and he has shrapnel in his hands,face and neck.
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Old 07-14-2012, 10:57 PM   #141
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It's our second anniversary this weekend. We went out to dinner with a friend tonight, and both developed food poisoning. Tomorrow is the official anniversary; hopefully we can stay off the toilet long enough to go do something.

I'm extremely sorry you had to experience that, Ian.
Thank man -it's been no fun for sure.

congrats on the anniversary though - that's a great thing.
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Old 07-14-2012, 11:04 PM   #142
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I seriously think I'm becoming angoraphobic. It's becoming increasingly difficult for me to leave the house. I can barely force myself to go to work most days. When we go grocery shopping, I stay in the car because I can't deal with the crowds. I hate being outside and I don't even like going to other people's houses. The more I'm around people, the more paranoid and agitated I get. Being outside makes me feel like a rabbit with dogs on my tail and no place to hide. As long as I'm in the house and left alone, I'm fine.
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Old 07-14-2012, 11:09 PM   #143
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Get help. No joke.
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Old 07-14-2012, 11:25 PM   #144
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DO. WANT.

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Old 07-14-2012, 11:27 PM   #145
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Old 07-14-2012, 11:39 PM   #146
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I'd have to leave the house again......
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Old 07-14-2012, 11:45 PM   #147
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start by sitting in the house facing the door with it standing open.

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Old 07-14-2012, 11:51 PM   #148
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It's our second anniversary this weekend. We went out to dinner with a friend tonight, and both developed food poisoning. Tomorrow is the official anniversary; hopefully we can stay off the toilet long enough to go do something.

I'm extremely sorry you had to experience that, Ian.
happy anniversary!!!

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Old 07-15-2012, 12:57 AM   #149
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Slow ones - especially in rural Australia ( ), and we're both using wireless at the same time, so that further changes bandwidth.
I am a bit of a brick wall too. Care to elaborate? We have two laptops running wireless. Sometimes I am sitting right beside toe modem, would it be better if I plugged into it, when I am ?
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Old 07-15-2012, 01:00 AM   #150
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i watched one of my best friends pull into my driveway, get out of his car and try to kill himself by discharging a revolver into his face two nights ago.
It's been a great week.
Oh man, Mojo to you and your friend. I don't really know what to say but feelin' for you.

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Holy shit!!!
Exactly what I said out loud when I read Ian's post.
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