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Old 07-25-2012, 01:23 PM   #31
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"Just to be clear, we're taking calls on the question; if you could make one species of animal extinct, which would it be, and how would you do it? We have a text from Ted in Fakenham that simply says 'Cats. Hammers.'"
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:44 PM   #34
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Old 07-25-2012, 05:04 PM   #39
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Old 07-25-2012, 05:52 PM   #40
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Old 07-25-2012, 06:23 PM   #42
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Real cats.

The white cat is Keira, Queen Of The House. She's what's called a Colorpoint Shorthair, which is a real breed (but not in the US) that started back in the late '40s when some cat breeders tried breeding Siamese cats in different colors. Off-white cat, red Siamese markings and blue eyes.

The orange cat is Oscar, who got sick and had to be put down almost two years ago.
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Old 07-25-2012, 06:26 PM   #43
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Real cats.

The white cat is Keira, Queen Of The House. She's what's called a Colorpoint Shorthair, which is a real breed (but not in the US) that started back in the late '40s when some cat breeders tried breeding Siamese cats in different colors. Off-white cat, red Siamese markings and blue eyes.

The orange cat is Oscar, who got sick and had to be put down almost two years ago.
Awwws I love those kinds of kitties! They are all so fancy looking.

Of course, I may or may not have a thing for orangies too.



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Old 07-26-2012, 04:29 AM   #46
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Orange cats are the best kind.
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Copper always looked like that, he was the chillinest cat ever. You could swing him around by his feet and he'd just look at you like, "dude, really?" Always loved pets and attention though, he was the friendliest cat I've ever met.



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Real cats.

The white cat is Keira, Queen Of The House. She's what's called a Colorpoint Shorthair, which is a real breed (but not in the US) that started back in the late '40s when some cat breeders tried breeding Siamese cats in different colors. Off-white cat, red Siamese markings and blue eyes.

The orange cat is Oscar, who got sick and had to be put down almost two years ago.
I always called those with the orange markings flame point.

We have Ila who is we think a ragdoll mix , she was a dump off at a friends farm currently knocked up:



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Old 07-28-2012, 01:52 AM   #58
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Old 07-28-2012, 04:55 AM   #59
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I misspoke - they're only recognized in the US. Here's a short but interesting read -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorpoint_Shorthair

But Keira's a mutt anyway. She's a rescue cat and some moron declawed her on all four paws, which is a rotten thing to do to a cat. She can't climb, her confidence is basically shot and sometimes she falls trying to jump on the bed. She's pretty much completely defenseless but fortunately we have a fenced yard so she still spends a lot of time outside.

And - I liked your pictures

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