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Old 09-13-2012, 08:39 PM   #61
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:08 PM   #62
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Old 09-17-2012, 12:12 AM   #63
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Old 09-17-2012, 07:40 AM   #64
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Old 09-17-2012, 06:53 PM   #65
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Old 09-17-2012, 09:25 PM   #66
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my dog did that once with a feather pillow. scattered feathers EVERYWHERE.

i tried like hell to be angry and scold her for it, but come on...who among us has never wanted to do that???
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:57 AM   #67
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Old 09-19-2012, 04:19 AM   #68
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Old 09-19-2012, 07:52 AM   #69
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I just watched a program about dogs and Pit bull terriers came up.
A dog trainer said the number one reason pit bulls get a bad rap is the type of people that own them are mostly terrible dog owners and just get a pit bull because the have an aggressive rep. Cycle
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:15 AM   #70
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Some breeds are more prone to being assholes than others. I'll never believe otherwise.

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Old 09-19-2012, 02:40 PM   #71
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Old 09-19-2012, 03:22 PM   #72
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Any dog from LouSpaceMonkeyVania is automatically a psychopath fucktard.
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Old 09-21-2012, 11:54 AM   #73
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Old 09-21-2012, 12:13 PM   #74
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Old 09-21-2012, 12:46 PM   #75
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They just want to love you, aggressively
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:12 AM   #76
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:13 AM   #77
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:20 PM   #79
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Old 09-27-2012, 11:44 PM   #80
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Old 10-02-2012, 02:34 AM   #81
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Old 10-02-2012, 04:59 PM   #82
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:23 PM   #84
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:41 PM   #85
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Old 10-02-2012, 05:42 PM   #86
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Old 10-02-2012, 06:51 PM   #87
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Old 10-09-2012, 11:06 AM   #88
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