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Old 04-28-2017, 09:04 AM   #10771
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that conversation was a trainwreck from the get go
yeah, but a priceless train-wreck!
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Old 04-28-2017, 09:15 AM   #10772
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Tinder came about after I met my wife, so I'm not super familiar with it. That being said, I would have nope'd out right around here:

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Old 04-28-2017, 09:26 AM   #10773
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Tinder came about after I met my wife, so I'm not super familiar with it. That being said, I would have nope'd out right around here:
Oh yeah. The conversation was basically dead by that point. I was just poking it with a stick.
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Old 04-28-2017, 01:03 PM   #10774
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Oh yeah. The conversation was basically dead by that point. I was just poking it with a stick.
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Old 04-28-2017, 02:12 PM   #10775
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It is so tempting to join Tinder or one of those fucking things just to hammer the shit out of people like that girl. she deserves it.
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Old 04-30-2017, 04:47 AM   #10776
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yeah, but a priceless train-wreck!
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Thanks. I think if this conversation proved one thing, it's that kittens are less effective than subwoofers.

Dood. You have two go-to's for hooking up, subwoofers and air filters. Why do you even risk a medium-to-low probability guess on kittens?
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Old 04-30-2017, 04:55 AM   #10777
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It is so tempting to join Tinder or one of those fucking things just to hammer the shit out of people like that girl. she deserves it.
Why? Beyond her tremendous insecurity, she's what my brother once referred to as "one of those those people who find it difficult to get through basic things in life." In the sense of personality and cognitive skills...

No need to make it any harder.
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Old 04-30-2017, 07:31 AM   #10778
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Old 04-30-2017, 07:31 AM   #10779
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Old 04-30-2017, 09:55 AM   #10780
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Man, that girl's ovaries were on fire. Holy cow.
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Old 05-03-2017, 09:34 PM   #10781
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I'm on the phone with some broad who just won't shut the fuck up.....I've said like 10 words in the past hour and I can't even get a word in to hang up.
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Old 05-03-2017, 09:47 PM   #10782
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I'm on the phone with some broad who just won't shut the fuck up.....I've said like 10 words in the past hour and I can't even get a word in to hang up.
Stick your willy in her mouf. Problem solved.
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Old 05-15-2017, 10:13 PM   #10783
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Old 05-24-2017, 08:41 PM   #10784
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