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Old 03-09-2017, 08:41 AM   #91
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Old 03-09-2017, 09:47 AM   #92
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Just found out there's a chance that Andrea will have to go out to Lucas in SF the weekend of the party, so the Classiness Quotient of this party might be much lower than anticipated.
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Old 03-09-2017, 11:52 AM   #94
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Just found out there's a chance that Andrea will have to go out to Lucas in SF the weekend of the party, so the Classiness Quotient of this party might be much lower than anticipated.
But may send the Blackout / Vomit Index through the roof!
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Old 03-09-2017, 11:56 AM   #95
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But may send the Blackout / Vomit Index through the roof!
...and morning after clean up efforts.
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Old 03-09-2017, 12:00 PM   #96
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But may send the Blackout / Vomit Index through the roof!
Yeah, I really have fundamentally changed the way I consume alcohol, though. My stomach can't handle it, anymore. Getting blackout/vomit drunk these days would be an unpleasant chore.

That's not to say the rest of y'all can't do it, but if you puke on Andrea's new couch or rug, I'm not going to be able to protect you from what happens. My reflexes simply aren't fast enough and never have been.
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Old 03-09-2017, 01:12 PM   #97
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Yeah, I really have fundamentally changed the way I consume alcohol, though. My stomach can't handle it, anymore. Getting blackout/vomit drunk these days would be an unpleasant chore.

That's not to say the rest of y'all can't do it, but if you puke on Andrea's new couch or rug, I'm not going to be able to protect you from what happens. My reflexes simply aren't fast enough and never have been.
No worries. I'm long past those days.

I was just trying to be amusing.
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Old 03-09-2017, 01:16 PM   #98
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we're all in our 30's, 40's, 50's (90's, for Karl)... it would be really sad if everyone was puking all over the inside of your new house.

I would like to think we'd all have the class and dignity to vomit over backyard fences, like gentlemen.

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Old 03-09-2017, 01:21 PM   #99
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we're all in our 30's, 40's, 50's (90's, for Karl)... it would be really sad if everyone was puking all over the inside of your new house.

I would like to think we'd all have the class and dignity to vomit over backyard fences, like gentlemen.

I retired with multiple MVP awards and 12 straight All-Pro selections. Also the best place for that 4Loko was on the other side of that fence, consider it a goal line stand for the ages.
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Old 03-11-2017, 06:32 PM   #101
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Unbeknownst to me until very recently, I have a gig on the 10th. Possibly the 11th too. Good news/bad news. I was going to show you rank amateurs my patented projectile vomiting technique.
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Old 03-11-2017, 06:55 PM   #102
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tell your band to eat a dick, you have plenty of time to cancel that shit. don't be a punk ass bitch. come hang out and ruin the party.
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Old 03-11-2017, 07:39 PM   #103
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tell your band to eat a dick, you have plenty of time to cancel that shit. don't be a punk ass bitch. come hang out and ruin the party.
Otherwise I have to!
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Old 03-11-2017, 07:48 PM   #104
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tell your band to eat a dick, you have plenty of time to cancel that shit. don't be a punk ass bitch. come hang out and ruin the party.
It's a music festival we have played for the last 4 years, gives us exposure, new fans, etc... I should have remembered.
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Old 03-11-2017, 08:31 PM   #105
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Put me down as a solid 2/10 might come. I should have an internship this summer so Saturday would be wayzo better for me, but there are a lot of things that will have to fall in to place for me to decide to come up, but they are kinda falling in place.
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Old 03-11-2017, 08:35 PM   #106
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Put me down as a solid 2/10 might come. I should have an internship this summer so Saturday would be wayzo better for me, but there are a lot of things that will have to fall in to place for me to decide to come up, but they are kinda falling in place.
I changed it to Saturday.
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Old 03-11-2017, 08:44 PM   #107
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It's a music festival we have played for the last 4 years, gives us exposure, new fans, etc... I should have remembered.
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Old 03-11-2017, 08:46 PM   #108
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It's a music festival we have played for the last 4 years, gives us exposure, new fans, etc... I should have remembered.
Hmmm... Bunch of dancing hippy girls or a bunch of dudes and a married girl or two?
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Old 03-11-2017, 09:15 PM   #109
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So now that we finally have a spot worth inviting people over to, we've decided to host a bass GTG this spring. Andrea absolutely loves everyone she's met from the forum, so she's as excited as I am.

Everyone is invited, and we have room to host a handful people who want to stay over that weekend, so if you're coming from out of town and don't mind sleeping on the floor, we can accommodate you.

If you're interested and able to make it, post up here so I can get an estimate of how many trash cans I'll need to buy to make jungle juice.

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On my calendar. Looking forward to seeing everyone.
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I haven't been on top of updating that list.
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Old 03-11-2017, 09:53 PM   #111
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We didn't know how to tell you...
For realz. He's updated folks that confirmed after I did.
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and yet you still haven't taken the hint...


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and yet you still haven't taken the hint...


I'll crash his party like the last time I attended one at Karl's.
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Old 03-11-2017, 10:20 PM   #115
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Bring the 40s!
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don't bring 40's, we might upset c7's delicate sensibilities
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Old 03-11-2017, 11:26 PM   #117
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I SHOULD be in town that weekend. There is one scenario where I'm just getting back from a 3 week trip, and that would have me wiped out and unorganized, but still open for business!
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Old 03-12-2017, 04:25 AM   #118
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For realz. He's updated folks that confirmed after I did.
I did it specifically to hurt your feelings, Sanchito.
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don't bring 40's, we might upset c7's delicate sensibilities
You can bring 40's, just don't expect me to drink more than two this time.

Also I'm going to try to get a pony keg of something much nicer than Mickey's, so all 40's would accomplish would be leaving me holding the bag on a half-full warm keg.
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Hmmm... Bunch of dancing hippy girls or a bunch of dudes and a married girl or two?
A mix of young hippy girls and old Deadheads.
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