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Old 05-07-2017, 01:33 PM   #1
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How did you meet your SO?

Just curious?
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Old 05-07-2017, 02:15 PM   #2
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work, retail, she was the closing manager and I ran the warehouse

I banged her on a demo table after hours (which we broke) and it's been nonstop romance ever since
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Old 05-07-2017, 02:24 PM   #3
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We frequented the same bar. Ended up sitting next to each other one night, got hammered, had a good time and met for dinner the next night.
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Old 05-07-2017, 02:46 PM   #4
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I met her at the office Christmas party one year, which I very nearly didn't attend because some bullshit server wasn't working.

She insisted on me walking her back to her car before I had the chance to even offer. Our first "real" date was the very next night....at my desk.
We were both working what amounted to a 2nd/3rd shift that night, and when we were done we just drank the Guinness that I had in my fridge and much merriment ensued.

We both were wearing the same clothes the very next day when we clocked in..
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Old 05-07-2017, 02:54 PM   #5
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Old 05-07-2017, 03:01 PM   #6
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Work. She was new and I asked her out.

WTF was I thinking?
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Old 05-07-2017, 03:05 PM   #7
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Old 05-07-2017, 03:12 PM   #8
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Was hitting on another girl who was treating me badly, and out of frustration asked the current GF out. 5 minutes into the first date and I'd mentally kicked the other girl to the curb.
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Old 05-07-2017, 03:17 PM   #9
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work, retail, she was the closing manager and I ran the warehouse

I banged her on a demo table after hours (which we broke) and it's been nonstop romance ever since
for the sake of the lady's good name I feel the need to clarify that she didn't actually put out for months, but eventually I got in there and yeah yeah love and all that.

we did absolutely break an incredibly sturdy table though.

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Old 05-07-2017, 03:22 PM   #10
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Old 05-07-2017, 03:39 PM   #11
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Old 05-07-2017, 03:53 PM   #12
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Moved into the same apartment building on the same day across the hall from each other. Proposed less than 3 months later. Got married 7 months after that.
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Old 05-07-2017, 04:04 PM   #13
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Old 05-07-2017, 04:16 PM   #14
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Moved into the same apartment building on the same day across the hall from each other. Proposed less than 3 months later. Got married 7 months after that.
Damn that's impressive
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Old 05-07-2017, 04:19 PM   #15
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Damn that's impressive
It was around 11p on the Sunday night that we moved in that I heard some banging out in the hallway. Went outside and saw a lady dragging a bookcase towards me. I went down to help. No lie...when she turned around I said to myself that I was going to marry her.
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Old 05-07-2017, 04:21 PM   #16
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Thunderbroom with the game!
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Old 05-07-2017, 04:25 PM   #17
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Right?

The closest to that I got was a few months before I actually met my wife.
I was pushing a cart of PC's down the hallway at work, with two of my fellow inmates and she walked by...
My eyes followed her as she went...and the cart of PC's hit the wall and upended.

"Smooth" was the response that I got from our network nerd who was helping.

To this day, she doesn't remember that it happened.
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Old 05-07-2017, 05:37 PM   #18
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Worked with her friend while in high school. A buddy and I took them water skiing on my dads boat. Lost touch for a year and met up the next summer at a couple parties. started dating 30 years ago this summer.
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Old 05-07-2017, 06:57 PM   #19
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Old 05-07-2017, 07:04 PM   #20
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Friend of a friend, she came to a gig.
Funny thing is, we had a lot of friends in common but never met before.
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Old 05-07-2017, 07:21 PM   #21
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I saw her at a school dance (she transferred in during my junior year), then she stole my seat in geometry class. Been (mostly) together ever since.
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Old 05-07-2017, 07:32 PM   #22
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Okcupid. We had both done online dating on and off for a few years with a few relationships prior to meeting each other. When we connected on the site, we both knew something really special was afoot. We met, mutual chemistry, connection and confirmation was immediate, and we were married exactly 1 year later. Baby #2 this summer.
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I was at work looking out the window. This redhead got out of her car and I knew I had to ask her out. So I did.
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Small town, you know about everyone. She moved away about 10 years ago. We became Facebook friends and she started to give me shit. So, yeah.... She picked me up.

She moved in about 18 months ago. We do pretty good most of the times, but its REALLY hard and we fight more than I think we should. She is the most stubborn person I know, I'm second.
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Thanks, p1gg1e! Wasn't sure kids were in the cards for me 3 years ago, but that feels like distant history for me now. Babies have a way of doing that, I suppose.
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Cafeteria at college, both freshmen. A bunch of us pulled a couple of tables together and a lone girl (we had never met) walked by looking for a place to sit. I told her to sit at the end with us. She did - her mistake. Within a week she was one of the guys. Less than two years later we were married, and that was nearly 44 years ago.
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