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Old 07-17-2017, 12:58 PM   #24991
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*extremely anthropomorphic animated teapot singing voice*

'Career in decline
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Coulter and the tweeeets'
I see no-one has responded to this yet. Clearly because it goes against the narrative of the liberal agenda. Interesting.
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Old 07-17-2017, 01:05 PM   #24992
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*extremely anthropomorphic animated teapot singing voice*

'Career in decline
Getting mad online
Coulter and the tweeeets'
I had this stuck in my head all weekend. It is sung to the tune of Amy Winehouse's acclaimed single Rehab:

I tried to tweet about the fake news
Instead I said Coooov Feeeee Feeeee

Then I woke up and Spicey made up
That it waaaas a reaaaaal woooord
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Old 07-17-2017, 01:12 PM   #24993
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:11 PM   #24994
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If they did and explained it clearly in way that was logical and internally consistent, I would respect their position and have no choice but to be okay with it. I would not like how it made me feel--sad and likely embarassed--but I would like that they cared enough to tell me. Further, it would prompt serious introspection on my part to dissect whether I should revise my support of that politician.
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:18 PM   #24995
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Who is Ann Coulter anyway and why should we care?
you can find out more about her from the Rob Lowe roast.
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:27 PM   #24996
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The Democrats Have Absolutely No Idea About What They're Going to Do in 2018

My favorite part of this is actually in the comments:
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Voters: Single-payer health care would be nice.

Democrats: I guess we’ll never know.
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:29 PM   #24997
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The Democrats Have Absolutely No Idea About What They're Going to Do in 2018

My favorite part of this is actually in the comments:
RNC and DNC want the same thing... They could give a shit which candidate they put out there as long as the proper donations keep rolling in.
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:36 PM   #24998
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My favorite part of this is actually in the comments:
Democrats: What's that issue that Bernie keeps harping on that makes him so popular?

Americans: Gross, systematic socio-economic inequality.

Democrats: Eh...how about we insult the GOP some more?
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:37 PM   #24999
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:48 PM   #25000
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:59 PM   #25001
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It starts to sound like "biddyuns an biddyuns" after a minute or so.
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:13 PM   #25002
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RNC and DNC want the same thing... They could give a shit which candidate they put out there as long as the proper donations keep rolling in.
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Democrats: What's that issue that Bernie keeps harping on that makes him so popular?

Americans: Gross, systematic socio-economic inequality.

Democrats: Eh...how about we insult the GOP some more?
And this is why I say there is little to no difference between the parties.
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:22 PM   #25003
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Posted in cop thread as well: Sessions wants to increase asset forfeiture, because of course he does.
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:24 PM   #25004
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Posted in cop thread as well: Sessions wants to increase asset forfeiture, because of course he does.
I really fucking hate that guy.
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:24 PM   #25005
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And this is why I say there is little to no difference between the parties.
There are fundamental differences between the platforms, but the way the parties operate, especially at the "NC" level, are pretty much identical.
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:27 PM   #25006
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And this is why I say there is little to no difference between the parties.
And, as stated before in one form or another, Wall Street is only half the issue (if that) - they're miles and miles apart on social issues. When one party says "Let's ignore the past 75 years of jurisprudence regarding the 14th amendment" and the other says "Yeah, let's not", that's a difference of massive substance.

The nature of the parties themselves - the motivations of the politicians - might be the same, but the "side effects" are hugely significant.
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:37 PM   #25007
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Posted in cop thread as well: Sessions wants to increase asset forfeiture, because of course he does.
I hope Jeff Sessions passes away soon.
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:38 PM   #25008
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And, as stated before in one form or another, Wall Street is only half the issue (if that) - they're miles and miles apart on social issues. When one party says "Let's ignore the past 75 years of jurisprudence regarding the 14th amendment" and the other says "Yeah, let's not", that's a difference of massive substance.

The nature of the parties themselves - the motivations of the politicians - might be the same, but the "side effects" are hugely significant.
Net effect is the same.

Neither party really gives a fuck about the populace, only their own power and ability to rule........The rest are mostly talking points and throwing the dogs (us) a bone. Both parties have had the chance to rule with the white house and both houses of congress. Neither have solved the issues. Because they don't really want to. the SC is who solved the issue you brought up, not the legislature or the White House.
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:31 PM   #25011
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Now now, we have to have discussions with those folks, hear their side of the story. Our evidence is worth the same as their opinions, you see.
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Now now, we have to have discussions with those folks, hear their side of the story. Our evidence is worth the same as their opinions, you see.
Like I said, good luck, Taustin.
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Like I said, good luck, Taustin.
You did see the post that I was responding to with that quote, right?
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:57 PM   #25015
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Like I said, good luck, Taustin.
You do realize that even trump and dumb junior have said he met with Russians Right? That fact is not in dispute. So 55% of trump voters don't even believe things trump admits to.

We should really have reasonable discussions with people that outright deny reality?
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Old 07-17-2017, 09:51 PM   #25016
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You do realize that even trump and dumb junior have said he met with Russians Right? That fact is not in dispute. So 55% of trump voters don't even believe things trump admits to.

We should really have reasonable discussions with people that outright deny reality?
I don't know anyone on this forum who was part of that poll. Unless JtD shows up here and denies Little Donny Jr had the meeting. I'm gonna say "bullshit".
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I'm confused. What are you saying bullshit to?
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Old 07-17-2017, 10:01 PM   #25018
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I'm confused. What are you saying bullshit to?
The smarmy comment directed towards Taustin and other posters who ran with it. It appears you have, as well. Taustin's comment was specifically regarding ebassist political discussions and stated positions, not the entire world of cray cray outside of ebassist haven.
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The cray cray outside of ebassist is even more cray cray than the cray cray inside of ebassist and it is cray cray as fuck all up in this joint.
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