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Old 08-01-2012, 07:20 PM   #91
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Why are all the fat fuck cats orange??
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Old 08-02-2012, 08:30 AM   #93
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Why are all the fat fuck cats orange??
They arent you just seem to like them so people post them just for you.
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Old 08-03-2012, 12:57 PM   #97
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I swear I have the most overdue cat ever....have your kittehs!!
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Old 08-03-2012, 01:28 PM   #98
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She's waiting for the moment you have a nice comforter on the bed or your favorite clothes laid out somewhere. Your back will be turned, then BAM...Placenta.
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Old 08-03-2012, 01:51 PM   #99
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:19 PM   #101
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:26 PM   #102
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:41 PM   #103
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Old 08-03-2012, 07:37 PM   #104
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When I got home from the gym the other night I heard a really faint meow. So I was searching and searching for this sound until I pin-pointed it coming from a storm drain.

I was able to shine the light from my phone down the hole and saw that their was a tiny orange kitten down there. I have no idea how he got down there because the drain had a rusty fence like wire over the top of the grate and I couldn't see any other way down there.

So I ran up to my place and grabbed a few tools. So I cut a lot of the wire off and was able to reach my hand down and grab the kitten. However I wasn't able to pull it out because my hand, while holding the kitten, was too big and wouldn't fit through the hole.

Luckily the guitar player in my band lives about a minute away. So I called him and he and his wife came over to help. While I kind of pushed the kitten towards her, she was able to pull the kitten out because her hand is a lot smaller.

The kitten was really scared, of course and dirty as hell. I wasn't able to keep him because I have two cats of my own and he and his wife have 4. But my mom runs a cat rescue and took the little guy in.

So now he is all clean, has his shots and what not and is ready for adoption. He's a really nice kitten so if anyone here feels like driving to PA to adopt him just let me know.
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Old 08-03-2012, 09:10 PM   #105
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Old 08-03-2012, 09:17 PM   #106
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Aw come on you don't live that far away. Hell I'll even throw in a shirtless backrub if it will sweeten the deal
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Old 08-05-2012, 01:04 PM   #107
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Old 08-05-2012, 09:46 PM   #108
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We have 4 new kittens born just a bit ago! Squee!!
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Old 08-05-2012, 10:23 PM   #109
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Old 08-05-2012, 11:58 PM   #110
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When I got home from the gym the other night I heard a really faint meow. So I was searching and searching for this sound until I pin-pointed it coming from a storm drain.

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The kitten was really scared, of course and dirty as hell. I wasn't able to keep him because I have two cats of my own and he and his wife have 4. But my mom runs a cat rescue and took the little guy in.

So now he is all clean, has his shots and what not and is ready for adoption. He's a really nice kitten so if anyone here feels like driving to PA to adopt him just let me know.
Warning: Orange kittehs turn fat or will play fetch. Not both.

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Old 08-06-2012, 12:54 AM   #113
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Old 08-06-2012, 06:21 AM   #114
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She's waiting for the moment you have a nice comforter on the bed or your favorite clothes laid out somewhere. Your back will be turned, then BAM...Placenta.
No. She's waiting for me to get the oven pre-heated and the sriracha out of the refrigerator.
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Old 08-06-2012, 06:32 AM   #115
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No. She's waiting for me to get the oven pre-heated and the sriracha out of the refrigerator.
Now im thinking these little butter ball kittens would be tasty wrapped in bacon.
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Now im thinking these little butter ball kittens would be tasty wrapped in bacon.
Now you're talking.
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Old 08-06-2012, 07:45 AM   #118
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