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Old 09-14-2012, 12:59 PM   #31
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Not the ones raised on concrete floors.
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:57 PM   #32
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:21 AM   #33
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Some of these pictures made wallpaper at work. So many people already asked me if these were real.
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:46 AM   #34
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I wonder if these mini pigs are vicious killers like regular domestic pigs are. If your 2-year-old falls down and scrapes his knee, will the pigs encircle him and eat him alive?
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Old 09-19-2012, 01:18 PM   #35
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I wonder if these mini pigs are vicious killers like regular domestic pigs are. If your 2-year-old falls down and scrapes his knee, will the pigs encircle him and eat him alive?
Only if he's recently eaten bacon (revenge killing)
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:08 AM   #37
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:12 AM   #38
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Finally, something cute in this thread.
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:20 AM   #39
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Finally, something cute in this thread.
you mean besides you ???
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Old 09-24-2012, 08:21 AM   #40
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how about some dead pigs?
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:27 AM   #41
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:11 AM   #42
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Old 12-21-2012, 05:31 AM   #43
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Are we going to have a thread for each and every species of chordate, or just the mammals?
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Old 12-21-2012, 06:31 AM   #44
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Did someone mention mammals ?

I'm fond of mammals.
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Old 12-21-2012, 07:32 AM   #45
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Are we going to have a thread for each and every species of chordate, or just the mammals?
just the cute ones...

i can't imagine making a "thread of hagfish"
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Old 12-21-2012, 12:56 PM   #46
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OMG I want a pig to knit stuff for!!
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Old 05-23-2013, 01:58 PM   #49
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Old 11-11-2013, 07:17 AM   #50
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Old 12-26-2013, 06:10 AM   #51
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Old 12-26-2013, 10:20 AM   #52
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Old 12-26-2013, 10:38 AM   #53
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Old 12-26-2013, 08:28 PM   #56
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Old 12-27-2013, 07:01 PM   #57
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Old 12-28-2013, 10:40 PM   #58
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Obviously the asshole filming wasn't going to do it!
jeez, it was a training video.
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Old 12-28-2013, 10:42 PM   #59
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is that a toilet?
Looks like a bidet...
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