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Old 01-07-2013, 12:02 PM   #91
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i am thankful that i have always been attractive and charming enough to pick up chicks anywhere....
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:05 PM   #92
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I'm thankful that BOALG is there to remind me that if he can get laid, anyone can.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:07 PM   #93
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I'm thankful that BOALG is there to remind me that if he can get laid, anyone can.
not necessarily.

i am particularly attractive and beyond charming.

getting laid has never been an issue for me.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:09 PM   #94
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You're like a two legged dog named Lucky, Ely. You give us all hope.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:09 PM   #95
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BHK, you would date me in a minute if you didn't know me from here.



of that there is no doubt.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:11 PM   #96
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See, I don't have a problem putting the seat down. I do it like 95 percent of the time. I just don't think it's particularly fair that I get my ass roasted alive for forgetting once in a while when she's got a fully functioning set of eyes and hands that can lower a goddamn lid herself.
If I pee sitting down, I just end up peeing on the wall I'm facing, so I always stand, because that way I can at least hit something porcelain.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:30 PM   #98
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not necessarily.

i am particularly attractive and beyond charming.

getting laid has never been an issue for me.
I think you are overestimating all areas of you.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:32 PM   #99
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I think you are overestimating all areas of you.
there is a staggering amount of over-whelming evidence that says i'm right.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:33 PM   #100
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If you say so.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:38 PM   #101
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If you say so.
I dunno man, I tried to do him in the parking lot of Baker's Corner Pub in Dun Laeoraiagheaieghe, Ireland in 2009. He was havin' none of it, had to beat me off with a stick...
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:40 PM   #102
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I dunno man, I tried to do him in the parking lot of Baker's Corner Pub in Dun Laeoraiagheaieghe, Ireland in 2009. He was havin' none of it, had to beat me off with a stick...
So, you are saying BOALG is frigid......sad, that.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:44 PM   #103
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i am thankful that i have always been attractive and charming enough to pick up chicks anywhere....
I am thankful I have great ol big meat hook hands......
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:47 PM   #104
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So, you are saying BOALG is frigid......sad, that.
He had just met The Slit, so he was likely freezing after the ice cold greeting she gave him upon his arrival at the pub.
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:51 PM   #105
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I'm on your team here. Mostly. I pee standing up, but I ALWAYS put the seat down, and I insist that anyone who uses my bathroom does the same. My bathroom is cleaner than any bathroom belonging to a woman that I've ever seen.

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See, I don't have a problem putting the seat down. I do it like 95 percent of the time. I just don't think it's particularly fair that I get my ass roasted alive for forgetting once in a while when she's got a fully functioning set of eyes and hands that can lower a goddamn lid herself.

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See here is the thing at my house.............there is no right or wrong way of leaving a toilet seat. If she leaves it down I lift it, if I leave it up she lowers it. It is no big deal and people who think it is a big deal have far too much time on their hands.
Its not the seat being up as much as its a sign that someone stood. Its standing to pee when you don't need to and the splatter the comes with it. Its unsanitary. BP feels the same way so apparently he is my soul mate. Also he has big hands...

Anyway....
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This may be an incorrect assumption but I've always observed it being easy to get laid in groups were drugs were involved. JUST SAYIN.
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If small hands are an unattractive attribute, I am fucked.
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:03 PM   #108
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This may be an incorrect assumption but I've always observed it being easy to get laid in groups were drugs were involved. JUST SAYIN.
Not necessarily. If you're the one who HAS the drugs, yes. It's a snap.
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If small hands are an unattractive attribute, I am fucked.
+1. My pinkies are less than 2" long.
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:04 PM   #110
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If small hands are an unattractive attribute, I am fucked.
Right, because my requirements reflect those of all women...EVERYWHERE.



I can deal with a guy a little shorter than me but I DO NOT want to feel like I am the more masculine one in the pair. I can deal with small strong hands....or more delicate hands if they are larger, but not small delicate hands.

It's my toilet seat dammit.
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Right, because my requirements reflect those of all women...EVERYWHERE.



I can deal with a guy a little shorter than me but I DO NOT want to feel like I am the more masculine one in the pair. I can deal with small strong hands....or more delicate hands if they are larger, but not small delicate hands.

It's my toilet seat dammit.
6'5" with big manly hands....
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:08 PM   #112
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+1. My pinkies are less than 2" long.
i just LOLed

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Old 01-07-2013, 01:13 PM   #113
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I had big dogs that could drink from the toilet. So I trained them not to, by always putting the lid down. Now it bothers me when people leave it up.
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Right, because my requirements reflect those of all women...EVERYWHERE.



I can deal with a guy a little shorter than me but I DO NOT want to feel like I am the more masculine one in the pair. I can deal with small strong hands....or more delicate hands if they are larger, but not small delicate hands.

It's my toilet seat dammit.
Sarcasm. I has it.

Look, if I'm in someone else's house, I'm not gonna disrespect their hospitality. I'm just sayin', getting all aggro about something so mundane is a clear indication that the girl is not for me.
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:15 PM   #115
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I had big dogs that could drink from the toilet. So I trained them not to, by always putting the lid down. Now it bothers me when people leave it up.
I always put em both down because I figure, if I gotta lift a lid to pee, so does she.....
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i just LOLed

is that true?
Yup, and they're a full inch shorter than my ring fingers. I can't throw a regulation sized football.
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:18 PM   #117
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Right, because my requirements reflect those of all women...EVERYWHERE.



I can deal with a guy a little shorter than me but I DO NOT want to feel like I am the more masculine one in the pair. I can deal with small strong hands....or more delicate hands if they are larger, but not small delicate hands.

It's my toilet seat dammit.
Completely unreasonable!

I feel the same way you do about the taller and more masculine. Its hard enough to find someone at least your height and then if they are kinda lady like ( since less face it you feel less dainty being 6 feet tall as a woman) you wanna feel like a lady when you are with your man. Oh gosh and if you wear heels then you really are much taller. I though also have an attraction to the sarcastic nerdy type. Not so much the mans man even though he tends to be taller...

You know what is funny after handling all the baby pee I do all day I think the toilet see requirement wouldn't be such a deal breaker now. Before though it really seemed important. Also the toilet seat was mysteriously left up a couple months ago and I asked BP about it ( nicely) as to how that happened, turns out one of the kids "cleaned " the toilet...because honestly it means someone else did it. In fact once in the house we rented (before we bought this one ) I came home during the day from the store and the toilet seat was up and a window was open...I noticed the seat before the window. We moved after we found the window open again. So really its like a secret security device LOL
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I have a wide hand and short-ish fingers. I wear an xxl boxing glove but my pinkie is 2 1/2" (thanks C7, I had to go measure).
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I have a wide hand and short-ish fingers. I wear an xxl boxing glove but my pinkie is 2 1/2" (thanks C7, I had to go measure).
So you have hobbit hands....
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So you have hobbit hands....
I am definitely not hairy enough to have any part of me described as hobbit-like.
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