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Old 05-26-2017, 12:57 PM   #31
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Speaking of ripoffs, you should come to the GTG, dawg.
I'm trying. have a lot going on business-wise, but if I can make it I will. It looks like it will be epic and if there is one I really wanna make it to, it's this one.
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Old 05-26-2017, 12:58 PM   #32
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Juggs and C7, you guys really like to agree each other off.
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Old 05-26-2017, 01:03 PM   #33
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Can't find the pic I was looking for but, yeah,

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Old 05-26-2017, 01:14 PM   #34
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Juggs and C7, you guys really like to agree each other off.
If your Veracity Wand was as profound as mine is, people would want to touch it, too.
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Old 05-26-2017, 01:35 PM   #35
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If your Veracity Wand was as profound as mine is, people would want to touch it, too.
Or I'm too lazy and tired and can't be assed.
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Old 05-26-2017, 03:09 PM   #36
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Where did all of these flat earth nutjobs come from?

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Old 05-26-2017, 03:29 PM   #37
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Old 05-26-2017, 03:38 PM   #38
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It's all a very precarious balancing act supported by 3 elephants on the back of an ancient tortoise...
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Old 05-27-2017, 06:57 AM   #40
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It's all a very precarious balancing act supported by 3 elephants on the back of an ancient tortoise...
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as my 3yo would say, that's a swimming turtle not a tortoise
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Old 05-27-2017, 07:12 AM   #41
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Well, you know, if Sarah Palin can see Russia from her back porch, it must be flat......
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Old 05-27-2017, 07:26 AM   #42
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Old 05-27-2017, 07:37 AM   #43
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I'm starting my own idiot cult called Reality Rejectors. $5 to join. Paypal accepted.
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Old 05-27-2017, 09:37 AM   #44
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Speaking of ripoffs, you should come to the GTG, dawg.
Yes Jugghaid, if your health is up to it, I would absolutely love to hang with you.
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Old 05-27-2017, 03:39 PM   #45
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Yes Jugghaid, if your health is up to it, I would absolutely love to hang with you.
My health is fine.

My work schedule, not so much....


I'd love to hang out with you too. All you guys and gals actually.
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Old 05-29-2017, 05:17 PM   #46
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Old 05-30-2017, 09:14 AM   #47
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Listen, all you circle-jerkers and globeists are just fooling yourselves. If the Earth was round all the guys in Australia would have to hang on for dear life all the time. There's never going to be any real progress until you stop clinging to outdated imperialistic dogma. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! ATTICA! ATTICA!
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Old 05-30-2017, 10:05 AM   #48
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However, I was watching a Kubrick documentary and someone posited that while the moon landing actually happened, there's a strong possibility they faked the footage just to be safe. I wouldn't put that past the government.
Here's the full story.
A guy named William Karel participated into a project for French/German TV channel Arte to demonstrate the dangers of disinformation.

He chose to make a mockumentary explaining how Kubrick filmed fake footages of Moon landings for the gumment.
After the movie, there was a talk show explaining that everything was fake.

15 years after, thanks to the Internet you get loonies posting extracts of the mockumentary and passing them as a serious inquiry.

You fell for one of the most common tools used by conspiracy theorists, merging of true and false info to pass it as a whole.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_S...he_Moon_(film)

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Hi Jazz Ad,

It's good to know that the fake was faked. I think. Please update your link as I want to learn more. Thanks.

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Old 05-30-2017, 10:15 AM   #50
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Here's the full story.
A guy named William Karel participated into a project for French/German TV channel Arte to demonstrate the dangers of disinformation.

He chose to make a mockumentary explaining how Kubrick filmed fake footages of Moon landings for the gumment.
After the movie, there was a talk show explaining that everything was fake.

15 years after, thanks to the Internet you get loonies posting extracts of the mockumentary and passing them as a serious inquiry.

You fell for one of the most common tools used by conspiracy theorists, merging of true and false info to pass it as a whole.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_S...the_Moon_(film)
I didn't "fall" for it....I just said I wouldn't put it past the government. The Documentary I watched didn't have any footage from that. It was an interview.
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The interviews were part of the movie. Everything was acted. Done with real witnesses, like Kubrick's and Buzz Aldrin's wives.
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So does Lug but he's more round that flat.
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Old 05-30-2017, 11:52 AM   #54
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So does Lug but he's more round that flat.
Hey! I've been dieting!

I'm more oblong than round, these days.
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Kate, are you referring to the documentary Room 237, the one about The Shining?

That's a fun one.
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The interviews were part of the movie. Everything was acted. Done with real witnesses, like Kubrick's and Buzz Aldrin's wives.
That's not the movie I watched. I watched a film about The Shining.
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Old 05-30-2017, 12:54 PM   #59
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Let me clarify. I watched a documentary about the shining. One small segment had an interview that suggested that while the moon landing happened, some have said Kubrick faked the footage for the government.

I didn't say I believed that Kubrick himself faked it, just that I wouldn't put it past the government. I was not 'taken in' by a documentary on the faked moon landing with interviews.
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I got fooled on Kate's behalf.
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