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Old 09-30-2008, 12:37 AM   #1
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Old 09-30-2008, 12:41 AM   #2
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Old 09-30-2008, 12:58 AM   #3
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Old 09-30-2008, 01:02 AM   #4
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"Seagull Shoplifter"
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips. Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.

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Old 09-30-2008, 01:16 AM   #5
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:47 AM   #6
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Awesome! This should be used in his portfolio...
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:36 PM   #8
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Old 11-13-2008, 09:34 PM   #9
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Old 11-14-2008, 09:54 AM   #11
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Old 11-15-2008, 06:28 PM   #12
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Old 11-15-2008, 06:32 PM   #13
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Old 11-15-2008, 06:44 PM   #14
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:11 PM   #17
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:36 AM   #21
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Oldivor??? WTF is that nonsense you posted? I mean the Linux guy is funny, so was the black bible bit, but most of that shit either went way the hell over my head or way below my ass. It wasn't even amusing...............

Is that kinda crapola actually popular somewhere? And if so.....why?
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:54 PM   #26
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Oldivor??? WTF is that nonsense you posted? I mean the Linux guy is funny, so was the black bible bit, but most of that shit either went way the hell over my head or way below my ass. It wasn't even amusing...............

Is that kinda crapola actually popular somewhere? And if so.....why?
It's the internet generation. We eat tuna salad sandwiches while watching the Pain Olympics. Plus a lot of it is inside humor.
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:26 PM   #27
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It's the internet generation. We eat tuna salad sandwiches while watching the Pain Olympics. Plus a lot of it is inside humor.
I think it's less of the "internet generation" thing and more of the "inside humor" thing
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