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Old 07-08-2012, 05:26 PM   #1
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The "What went/ is going wrong today?" thread.

In the interest of fairness, I think we should have a place to post shit that sucks as well as a place to post when it does not.

I've got a headache that won't go away, my kid is acting retarded, I am traveling for work for the next week, and I don't really have any food in the house that I want to eat.

On the plus side, my kid is in her room for the foreseeable future, I have alcohol to help with the headache, and I'm sending the wife to the store to pick up some food. I'm also packed for my trip.
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Old 07-08-2012, 05:29 PM   #2
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On the plus side, my kid is in her room for the foreseeable future, I have alcohol to help with the headache, and I'm sending the wife to the store to pick up some food. I'm also packed for my trip.
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Old 07-08-2012, 05:30 PM   #3
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I'm going to play but I'm gonna say more on the Goodness Thread.

What's going wrong? No clean underwear or socks and I live in a place with no laundry on the premises. Gotta muster up the energy to take the stuff and drop it off at the laundromat.
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Old 07-08-2012, 05:30 PM   #4
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Old 07-08-2012, 05:31 PM   #5
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I'm going to play but I'm gonna say more on the Goodness Thread.

What's going wrong? No clean underwear or socks and I live in a place with no laundry on the premises. Gotta muster up the energy to take the stuff and drop it off at the laundromat.
Aieee. This is my problem with apartment searching. Everything in the right price range has "laundry in building."

I am so done with waiting for people to take shit out of the dryer or washer, and getting their bleach stains on my clothes. But damn if it's not hard to find a reasonably priced place with W/D in unit.

P.S. Yeah, I have no patience and move people's stuff. But that does tend to bring on the angry neighbor episode.
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Old 07-08-2012, 07:58 PM   #6
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I spend the money to drop my stuff off. But I miss living with laundry in the unit.
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Old 07-08-2012, 08:57 PM   #7
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I'm going to play but I'm gonna say more on the Goodness Thread.

What's going wrong? No clean underwear or socks and I live in a place with no laundry on the premises. Gotta muster up the energy to take the stuff and drop it off at the laundromat.
Hand wash.
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Old 07-08-2012, 08:59 PM   #8
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Old 07-08-2012, 09:12 PM   #9
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First time ever my dad and I did not get drawn for deer licenses un Wyoming but my buddy did. He can't gi solo. Fuck.
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Old 07-08-2012, 09:31 PM   #10
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First time ever my dad and I did not get drawn for deer licenses un Wyoming but my buddy did. He can't gi solo. Fuck.
Get a VA license and join me for some end of season shenanigans. I've got access to 2500 acres which should be pretty well vacant after the first of the year and deer season goes until the 7th, I think. Hell, by then, I might even know my way around that place.
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Old 07-08-2012, 09:32 PM   #11
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LOL! That would turn into one more thing for my roommate to complain about.
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Old 07-08-2012, 09:34 PM   #12
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I made a delicious dinner, had company over for a little bit, took a short nap on the couch with the lady shortly after, and now I'm drinking a rum/coke.
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Old 07-08-2012, 09:57 PM   #13
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I made a delicious dinner, had company over for a little bit, took a short nap on the couch with the lady shortly after, and now I'm drinking a rum/coke.
You're doing it wrong.

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Old 07-08-2012, 10:00 PM   #14
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Old 07-08-2012, 10:03 PM   #15
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First time ever my dad and I did not get drawn for deer licenses un Wyoming but my buddy did. He can't gi solo. Fuck.
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Sorry that sucks.

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Take them in the shower with you , also she is insane.
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Old 07-08-2012, 10:09 PM   #16
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You're doing it wrong.
Negative. There's enough negativity on here in general as it is, so I'll balance it out if possible.

I actually already made one of these threads quite awhile ago when Ren was still here... I ended up deleting it after a few hundred posts and told him the reason above when he pm'd looking for it.
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Old 07-08-2012, 10:17 PM   #17
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Negative. There's enough negativity on here in general as it is, so I'll balance it out if possible.

I actually already made one of these threads quite awhile ago when Ren was still here... I ended up deleting it after a few hundred posts and told him the reason above when he pm'd looking for it.
You ever passively asked an old person how they're doing?

EDIT: Where is Ren? And Sin? Didn't they move to BC or something?
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Old 07-08-2012, 10:18 PM   #18
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Well my headache is gone but I still get to leave home for the next few days. I'm staying in Forks for this trip, which is double fucked because there's probably nothing but retarded twilight fans running around the fucking joint.
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Old 07-08-2012, 10:22 PM   #19
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Well my headache is gone but I still get to leave home for the next few days. I'm staying in Forks for this trip, which is double fucked because there's probably nothing but retarded twilight fans running around the fucking joint.


My wife wants to go to Forks. I did a google earth street trip of the place just out of curiosity. It's like two coffee houses and a church. Have fun!
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Old 07-08-2012, 11:42 PM   #20
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Got dammit I over cooked my fucking pasta this is fucking bullshit, plus the tynes on my fucking fork are too short, my music player keeps playing AFI and I want to hear Widespread Panic, my desk light is too dim, and people keep walking past my window talking.

I cant fucking live like this.
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Old 07-08-2012, 11:44 PM   #21
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Well my headache is gone but I still get to leave home for the next few days. I'm staying in Forks for this trip, which is double fucked because there's probably nothing but retarded twilight fans running around the fucking joint.
Oh, you poor bastage...first North Bend, now Forks...

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Old 07-09-2012, 12:52 AM   #25
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Got dammit I over cooked my fucking pasta this is fucking bullshit, plus the tynes on my fucking fork are too short, my music player keeps playing AFI and I want to hear Widespread Panic, my desk light is too dim, and people keep walking past my window talking.

I cant fucking live like this.
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Old 07-09-2012, 11:33 AM   #29
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